things i happen to come across as 'enjoyable'

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.

imagecloudy with a chance of MY COCK

(Source: meladoodle)

At the end of the hallway she turns and says, “Have a piece of cake for me, all right? The chocolate. It’s delicious.” She has been to the compound before. She remembered this hallway. She knows about the initiation process. My mother was Dauntless.

your mother was also blonde

(Source: giffingdiverg)


hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

(Source: dogpuppy)

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(Source: dayyum-katy)


potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

image


dumb-oujosama:

I don’t know if this has been said before but w/e 

Just take a moment to imagine Muggleborn/Halfblood students at Hogwarts enchanting the school’s utensils, plates, etc so when Dumbledore is going to give his usual announcement/speech all the utensils suddendly come to life and start singing really loudly “Be our Guest” to him.

ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

(Source: best-of-memes)


Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

(Source: tokyogals)


baracknobama:

if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans

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